Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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