Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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