is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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