Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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