dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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