walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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