whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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