in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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