There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
two words...techno handjob
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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