Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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