Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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