her vagine was all disorganized.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
