I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i barfeds in our rink
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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