So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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