im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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