So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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