Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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