It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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