So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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