i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Less talking, more tequila
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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