Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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