This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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