No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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