People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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