I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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