you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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