Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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