So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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