it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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