sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
