I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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