I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
The ass gains better be worth it
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