We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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