Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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