I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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