pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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