The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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