she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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