so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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