how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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