I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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