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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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