Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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