Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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