Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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