I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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