i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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