in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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