if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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