To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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