Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
