Ambien. No doubt about it.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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