but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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