Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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