There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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