What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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